Looking for : I’m looking for someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously—mostly because I’ll probably be making fun of your posture within ten minutes of meeting you. Ideally, you’re adventurous, kind, and have a back that isn't made of literal granite (though if it is, I can fix that). Bonus points if you can handle a woman who is fiercely independent but still appreciates a door being held open. Extra bonus points if you know the difference between a "relaxing evening" and "accidental three-day road trip.

About me : I’m a professional masseuse, which is just a fancy way of saying I spend my days making grown men cry (in a good way) and untying knots that have been there since the early 2000s. I’m a mix of Ukrainian soul and endless energy. I believe that most of life’s problems can be solved with a deep tissue session, a solid laugh, or a very large bowl of borscht. If you’re looking for someone who is calm, collected, and slightly dangerous with a bottle of essential oils, you’ve found her.

My hobbies and what I'm good at : When I’m not fixing spines, I’m usually busy exploring. I love the thrill of discovering a new city, the peaceful chaos of a garden, and the specialized art of finding the perfect gift. I’m a fan of high-tech gadgets and high-end scents, but I’m just as happy in a pair of sneakers wandering through a local park. I’m also a secret gymnastics fan—I can’t promise I’ll do a backflip on our first date, but I can promise I’ll keep things moving. I’m basically a blend of luxury vibes and "let’s go get lost in the woods" spirit.

Job : masseuse