Looking for : Now, let’s talk about you. Yes, you—the one I’m looking for. I’m not after some cookie-cutter prince charming who’s all charm and no substance. Nah, I want someone who’s as weird as I am, if not weirder. Someone who can make me laugh until I snort (yes, I snort, and I own it), who’s not afraid to be silly, and who can handle my occasional rants about why pineapple does belong on pizza. You should be the kind of person who’s up for spontaneous road trips, deep conversations at 2 a.m., and maybe even a little karaoke (even if you sound like a dying walrus). Bonus points if you can cook (or at least try to), because let’s be real, I can’t be the only one keeping us fed. Oh, and if you’ve got a dog, you’re already halfway to winning me over. Cats are cool too, but let’s be honest, they’re just judging us 24/7.

About me : your future favorite Ukrainian adventure (okay, maybe not yours specifically, but you get the vibe). Picture this: a girl who can whip up a borscht so good it’ll make your grandma jealous, while simultaneously debating whether cats are secretly plotting to take over the world. I’m the kind of person who laughs at her own jokes (because someone has to), dances in the kitchen like no one’s watching (even when they totally are), and believes that life is too short for boring conversations or bad coffee. I’m a mix of sunshine and sarcasm, with a dash of chaos thrown in for good measure. I’ve got this weird talent for remembering random facts (did you know octopuses have three hearts? Two pump blood to the gills, and one to the rest of the body. You’re welcome.) and an even weirder ability to trip over absolutely nothing. But hey, it keeps life interesting, right? I’m fiercely loyal, a little stubborn (okay, fine, a lot stubborn), and I’ll always have your back, whether you need a pep talk or someone to help you hide a body (kidding… mostly).

My hobbies and what I'm good at : So, if you’re someone who’s kind, adventurous, and maybe a little nerdy (because let’s face it, nerds are the best), hit me up. Let’s create our own little world of inside jokes, shared dreams, and maybe even a few burnt dinners along the way. Life’s too short for boring, so let’s make it unforgettable. Deal?

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